Fire On Your Head

Not much to say other than these ads are ACTUAL ads. Too stupid to be true, but it is….

Enjoy–or cry:

Stand on the Word of God, literally! Link to the money changers who sell them: http://in-souls.com. Visit their site and get your “Inspirational Scripture Shoe Inserts” Now!

Why stop there, witness while you walk or jog:Brought to you by the same makers. I probably just accidentally encouraged someone who would actually buy crap like this, but hey. This is worse than Christian bumper stickers! You tell me, are these actually methods of trampling on the Word of God (literally)?

To order these spiritually superior and not heathen beads, go here!
And while you’re there, pick up something for dad so he can “build on the rock.”

Because apparently, it’s not going to be sturdy enough unless you use a tool that has a Scripture verse on it instead of just buying something cheaper from Wal-mart or Canadian Tire!

And while we’re not preaching the actual gospel, why not play a salvation game, because nothing is funner than the Salvation Challenge!
“An evangelism tool wrapped in fun! Celebrate—and share—your faith by responding to the salvation message, supporting worldwide missions, being the first to give away all your money—and winning the game! Includes game board, six player pieces, die, instructions, song sheet, playing cards, “cash,” and stickers. Two to six players, ages 8 and up.” (actual quote from the listing at ChristianBook.com)

Don’t forget to show your sense of style with Holy Ghost Tees. “You gotta sport your HolyGhostTees and let the world know you caught the Spirit!”
I might have skipped that day in Bible school, but I could have sworn ACTUALLY speaking in tongues was the evidence, not putting ‘tongues’ on a T-shirt and wearing it! Also, what’s more offensive–the concept, or the $37/shirt cost?!

Anyway, I’ll tell you what you should buy: “Buy truth, and do not sell it; buy wisdom, instruction, and understanding”. Proverbs 23:23 — cuz you need it if you’re dumb enough to buy these things– like the old saying goes, a fool and his money are soon departed.